Thursday, December 22, 2005

What a Thing to Say

It's hard to be religious when certain people aren't struck by lightning

My name is Borg. James Borg. Agent 007 of 9. Licensed to assimilate.

God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts

GOVERNMENT.SYS corrupt. Reboot Washington, DC? (y/n)

For best results, avoid doing stupid things

It's you and me against the world. We attack AFTER coffee.

The secret message in pi is in Hebrew--we'll have to start decoding from the end

How many copyeditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Do you mean "change a lightbulb" or "have sex in a lightbulb"? Please clarify.

ORDINARY Callifragilisticexpialidocious not good enough for you?

If atheism is a religion, baldness is a hair color

Whenever there are sacrifices, there is someone collecting sacrifices

Touched by His Noodly Appendage

I am Letterman of Borg. Top ten reasons why resistance is futile....

I find your lack of CLUE disturbing

I want a "do it for me" button that pushes itself

If your coalition isn't driving you crazy, it isn't broad enough

I'm not sure what a sentient Google would be like, but I wouldn't try a denial of service attack on it

The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent

Once again, a harmless gasoline fight ends in pointless tragedy

Real swordplay is about ending fights for survival. Film swordplay is about prolonging fights for entertainment.*

*Insert here your own observation regarding how a bill becomes law.

//The Magic 8-Ball says, "Nice button. Might I ask where you got it?"\\

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